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Captain's Log

Written by Dracnar

Once ye land then taxi t' th' gate, if ye be towards th' back o' th' plane, don't grab yer bag an' rush towards th' front. Have some etiquette an' learn how t' use th' zipper effect when exiting. If ye were behind th' wing during th' flight, ye shouldn't be one o' th' first 10 people off th' blastin’ barnacles plane... just sayin'